The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Inara Serra (Firefly)
2. Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
3. Charles Gunn (Angel: The Series)
4. Elle Greenaway (Criminal Minds)
5. Wash (Firefly)
6. Clarence Wiedman (Veronica Mars)
7. Jeff Slade (Crime Traveller)
8. Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)
9. Chase (House M.D.)
10. Christina Nickson (Point Pleasant)
11. Jubal Early (Firefly)
12. Mimi (RENT)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I don't think there's been one invented specifically for Clarence/Jubal, however I am oddly intrigued by the sounds of it. Oddly intrigued, indeed. Would there even be a Firefly and Veronica Mars crack!crossover? Now that would be interesting to read!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Elle Greenaway definitely is hot. Lola Glaudini, the actress who plays her on Criminal Minds, is a very attractive woman and certainly has this way about creating the character to be tough and intelligent. Elle has this kickass motive about doing certain things in the BAU of being a profiler, too. She can get underneath a criminal's skin that really is impressive.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd think there'd be a 'WTF?' factor of having Mimi getting Lorelai pregnant.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Although Chase is pretty, I cannot recommend any pieces of fanfiction with him in it because I'm not particularly into the House fanfiction scene. Although I did read a House/Firefly crossover, but that has nothing to do with the question....
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Rose Tyler and Clarence Wiedman? Honestly, that would be quite a trip seeing those two trying to date. Although I'd think Rose would be intimidated by Clarence (and vice versa, when learning she can time travel with the Doctor inside a blue phone booth that disappears and reappears here and there). Nevertheless, as a couple they'd be pretty darn interesting. Perhaps not a good couple, but rather oddly dysfunctional in their own ways of manipulating and doing their business of strange deeds.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hee! Wash/Chase would seriously be the crack of the decade. Although I'm liking the idea of Wash/Christina, only because I know no matter what Christina is by nature (i.e. the Devil's daughter), Wash would be slightly intimidated although not incredibly frightened if the two of them would get along nice.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Oh goodness, having Slade walking in on Rose and Mimi. I'd say he'd be slightly perplexed at the happenings, tilt his head in awe, and go about his way. But not without making a comment or two about it first. Hee.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Gunn/Christina would be totally pairable, not to mention hot (not in the literal sense, since Christina does have the power to make things spontaneously explode with her powers). Although I cannot think of a particular summary right now....but damn, i think I found a brand new crack!pairing to add to my list of delicious crack!pairings. Whoa.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
There could be if such a thing existed. Of course, the thought of Inara and Lorelai is quite cute, because I totally can see them getting along well in such a scene (friendship-wise or romantically). Theirs is a fluffy kind of companionship.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Time Doesn't Stand Still"; because of Slade traveling back in time (via Holly's time machine, mind you) and Mimi having AIDS, it's the perfect fit.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
I think I would rather have Inara deflower Elle, although the plot device would be with a companionship law of some sort. However, having Inara deflowered is out of the question since she is a Companion after all; unless, of course, an Alternate Universe where Elle would be Inara's first...yeah, too many plotholes there. This could wind up an interesting little mini-fic series.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I hardly think there's even fanfiction for the short-lived series, let alone slashing happening.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Oh, hell yeah. Faith/Gunn anyone? They'd make pretty babies, for sure.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
There's certainly lots of talented individuals that can write and draw Early. I know rajrr has done some Firefly artwork, which are all absolutely marvelous by the way.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Rose/Elle/Wash. Hot-diggity-damn, that's quite an interesting crack!threesome of the multiverse if I ever saw one. First, there would have to be someone who's familiar with Doctor Who, Criminal Minds and Firefly and knows the characters in order to write their voices correctly and get their mannerisms for the crossover threesome to work. Of course I could do it...however that is not what the question is asking now, is it?
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Christina wouldn't necessarily scream, but make others scream...either in pain or pleasure, or a mixture in both along with fear. Though dark!Christina would probably scream in such pleasure that she'd spontaneously create a rift of hellish destruction about her because of her powers; she would have visions while in deep passion, visions of blood and massacre, that she would climax without hesitation. Over and over again, while nearly killing the person she's taking sexual advantage of in the process.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Jennifer Knapp's "The Way I Am", for not particular reason other than I like the song, and find it fitting.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Inara/Clarence/Mimi. WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT BY MEANS OF SPACE-GEISHA SEX, POWERFUL SLEUTHING AND POLE-DANCING WITH DRUG USAGE...AND THREESOME WITH THREE HOT CHARACTERS OF THE MULTIVERSE. PROCEED AS ONE'S OWN RISK!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Rose Tyler to Christina: "Hey, uh...fancy a time travel and see Earth explode in millions of years in the future?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Too long...I should read some more, especially including Zoë/Wash or Wash having pleasant conversations with River about dinosaurs and rubbing soup in one's hair. And a fanon!verse AU where Wash hadn't died and where he and River are both piloting Serenity, and Mal is continuously trying to not freak out with the semi-craziness of the two....
...What? Seriously, Wash and co-pilot River would make an awfully cute story.
Also, there's something morbidly fascinating about the latest OMG slashy pornific!Wiggles wank and the fanfiction!Wiggles rantage wank. I'm not even familiar with the Wiggles fandom (although I've heard of the children's show, I never viewed it), however because of the ambiguous wankage I am strangely curious
However, concerning a rather recent wank, entertainment doesn't describe it (disgustingly abnormal of the totally offensive "fangirls"? Probably a better definition for this): the Michael Rosenbaum Sex Toys box wank has stirred up some folks in fandom, which spawned plenty of outraged discussions concerning this particular wank. Although I do give props to Michael for taking it with a small smile. It must be strangely difficult to find an appropriate reaction or response to someone who gives you a box filled with pornographic items such as Pocket Pussy and Happy Penis.
*sigh* Oh, nasty and wanky fandom.