1. Miho (Sin City)
2. Jayne Cobb (Firefly/Serenity)
3. Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)
4. The Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who)
5. Dawn Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
6. Eli "Weevil" Navarro (Veronica Mars)
7. Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)
8. Ben Hawkins (Carnivale)
9. Holly Turner (Crime Traveller)
10. Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity)
11. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
12. Sam McPherson (Popular)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Weevil or Dean, teaching as college professors. I'd know for a fact that if there was a subject where one could prepare youngsters for the gang lifestyle and joining in the PCH bike gang, Weevil would sure as hell get behind that bandwagon. However, I doudt that'll happen (or that the lovely Weevil would be interesting in becoming a professor of any subject). So, Dean wins over Weevil in that department --- and Dean would most likely teach in the mythologies, urban legends and the supernatural, and preparing oneself to have the awareness of supernatural activity around them. Dean Winchester: supernatural specialist professor by day, supernatural hunter by night. It has a nifty ring to it.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
The Ninth Doctor from the 2005 Doctor Who series. Absolutely, he's downright attractive...with a comical wit to boot, too!
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Sam McPherson sends Ben Hawkins on a mission, which would probably be something in relation to someting Sam is reporting on. Religion, perhaps, or discovering something about a relative or a person at her school. It probably would succeed, given Ben's astonishing supernatural gift. Would there be good achieved from the success? Depends on what definition "good" is.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Probably anything involving or relating to quantum physics.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
I think it would be tied with Jayne and Weevil, which I would pay bundles of money just to see a smackdown between them. Both are quite physical in their actions, both love violence (either their own work or watching it being done to someone else), and both have snarkage in their own ways. While Jayne isn't the brightest crayon in the box, he sure does a fine and successful job as a mercinary; Weevil, while he has issues with the PCHers now, can definitely hold his own.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Dawn choosing between Holly or Mal. Hmmm, this is quite tricky; on one hand, Dawn would probably need a gal-pal if looking for a roommate, although Holly does have her time machine taking up most of her living room and I don't know of her flat has a guest-bedroom (so far that I've witnessed, that is). Plus, Holly is definitely secretive about not only her research in time travel, but also the time machine and is very private about it; although, Dawn would have a lot of explaining to do with the supernatural and vampire things happening. Rooming with Mal would be interesting, rather than dealing with a time machine she'd have to deal with being on a spacecraft in outerspace, running from the law and thieving. Honestly, either one could work because both are under unexplainable circumstances.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Oh, Penelope Garcia, Sam McPherson and Jayne Cobb would totally go to a casual inexpensive place, where neither of them have to worry about prices or the calories in the food and such. Their conversations would be highly intriguing, enlightening, and somewhat terrifying. Penelope would tell about her stories about being part of the BAU as their tech-person, and Sam would give details about her dream of becoming a reporter, and Jayne would tell about his fistfights with criminals (while Garcia would totally PWN his with her snarking threat about turning him in, so he shuts up). Both Penelope and Sam would share stories about their high school days, while Jayne scoffs about schooling because he didn't finish his. It would be an interesting evening, I'd say. Jayne would, of course, try to take advantage of being surrounded by two lovely girls --- but Sam and Penelope, like Inara or Zoe, would shoot him down playfully.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Hee. The duel would be a sarcasm contest between Lorelai and Mal, followed by thumb-wrestling and possibly a challenging game of Chinese checkers.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Depending in his death wish, because while Miho is tiny and petite she can slice Ben's head off without hestitation or breaking a sweat.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Underdogs Win At Life (suggesting the stereotypical assumptions about the "losers not getting anywhere in life" is wrong, and both Sam and Penelope are intelligent kickass women that are making a difference in the world).
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Murder and chaos erupting, the Doctor will mysteriously wind up in Old Town and run into Miho after an unfortunate event of criminals who have been mixed with mystical forces that may want to take over the entire city (starting with Old Town and expanding). While dangerous and deadly, the Doctor likes her, and vice versa. Witnessing a plan being carried out by these criminals/supernatural beings, the Doctor and Miho decide to work together to save the town. And boy, the Doctor is amazed by Miho's impressive skills in killing people mercilessly. Odd dynamic duo? Possibly, but I would pay millions just to see them work together. Seriously. This is a piece of AU fanfiction waiting to happen.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Penelope Garcia and I would have a freaking blast! Seriously, like whoa.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Lorelai Gilmore. Marry Luke and have plenty of happy and blissful sex. Also, to get her parents hyped up on coffee (or possibly crack) and let the insanity begin. I would also want to be her bestest friend in the world, because I just adore her way too much.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Hee, the lovely folks that watch and love Supernatural.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Oh, Jayne picking sides between the Ninth Doctor and Dawn Summers? This is difficult, because I think he would totally get along with the Doctor (sarcasm and wit, ahoy!), however I know that he will try to intentionally flirt his way towards Dawn (post-seventh season, of course). This would be a tie of interest.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"ARRGGHHH, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME!!!"....Okay, typical but Mal has plenty of war-cries considering that he was in the civil war between the Browncoats and Alliance.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
"Carnival" by The Crüxshadows; after hearing this song, my immediate reaction was thinking of Carnivale, and the perfect Ben Hawkins theme song.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
I'm thinking Weevil and Miho will have to literally battle for it (though Weevil will eventually give it up to Miho for fear of getting himself slaughtered in the process --- and being impressed with her, nevertheless with her silent stubbornness). Sam would sit it out, and be amused with their fighting over the scallion pancake.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Mal, would you hold my Vera?" XD Jayne/Mal, holy shit I think I just died and gone to another level of the Special Hell. HEE!
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
For being a klepto, naturally.
21. What is 6's secret?
For admiringly lusting over and being in love with Veronica Mars, and once secretly having a love affair with Felix (because in that last episode, dude, the subtext and emotion was so clear like crystal water walked on by Jesus).
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
This is depending on what the destination is and the motive behind the racing. For Holly, she can travel backwards in time (with rules limiting the Doctor Who-esqueness of the entire experience, given quantum physics and laws of time), whereas Dean Winchester can race wherever if something supernaturally myserious happens and is a threat. Both are incredibly fast and dedicated to their jobs and secrets, Holly's being her time machine and Dean's being a supernatural hunter. Though in this sense, Dean would get there first in the future, while Holly can speed her way through backwards time travel.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Penelope Garcia will be the more truthful and reliable in her version, not only because she is quite intelligent but because it is in her job description to be truthful. She's working for the BAU of the FBI for goodness sakes, she would be fired and booted out if she does otherwise. Lorelai is queen is twisting things around, in quirky kinds of ways. Hers wouldn't necessarily be reliable, but they would be hilarious as hell that'll get everyone's stomach's hurting.
24."1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Miho and Holly Turner reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by The Ninth Doctor's sinister secret organization. Dean Winchester volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Dean is actually a spy for the Doctor. Meanwhile, the Doctor has kidnapped Sam McPherson in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Dawn Summers, they seek out Lorelai Gilmore, who gives them what they need to complete their quest."
Honestly, I have absolutely no idea what I would title this, or who would actually write this (although I am seriously tempted to do so myself).
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Also, another Firefly Friending Meme is being taken place. Meet, greet, mingle, and pimp this bitch out there for all Browncoats, gorrammit!