Renée (rogueslayer452) wrote,
Renée
rogueslayer452

SPN 5.03 CAPSLOCK POST!


CASTIEL IS TOO ADORABLE FOR WORDS, I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!

THAT IS TOTES NOT BIG OR SPARKLY ENOUGH TO EVEN CONVEY HOW MUCH I LOVED CASTIEL IN THIS EPISODE. I MEAN REALLY. SO MUCH LOVE FOR CASTIEL I AM ALMOST READY TO JUST SQUISH HIM AND HIS UTTER ADORABLENESS.

PERSONAL SPACE. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PERSONAL SPACE IN SPN. NONE. PLEASE, CONTINUE DOING THIS SHOW. BUT LOL AT DEAN MENTIONING IT AND CASTIEL GOING "MY APOLOGIES" AND STEPPING BACK. SO POLITE OUR ANGEL! AND LOOKIT HIM BEING ALL CONCERNED THAT SAM ISN'T THERE WITH DEAN.

CASTIEL PLEADING DEAN TO HELP HIM MAKES MY HEART BREAK, BECAUSE HE LITERALLY IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HELP HIM. THE. ONLY. ONE.

SO...DEAN CANNOT SHIT AFTER BEING ALL ANGEL-TRANSPORTED? THAT GOES IN THE "TOO MUCH INFO" CATEGORY, BUT LULZY ANYWAY. XDDD ESPECIALLY CASTIEL'S EXPRESSION BECAUSE HE'S ALL LIKE, UH WHAT? AND OF COURSE THEY WOULD DRIVE, BECAUSE DEAN LOVES DRIVING. HE LOVES HIS BABY AND WANTS TO HIT THE ROAD. WITH CASTIEL.

DEAN FIXING CASTIEL'S TIE AND BUTTONING UP HIS JACKET = CUTEST THING EVER JUST ALSDJFL;AJSDL;KFJASDF FANGIRL SQUEAL AND SHRIEK CAN BE HEARD ALL ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!!!!!

CASTIEL BEING ALL SOCIALLY AWKWARD! HIS NON-BLINKING, NON-MOVING FACE IS LOLARIOUS! HE HELD THE FBI BADGE UPSIDE DOWN...AND DEAN HAD TO FLIP IT RIGHT SIDE UP AGAIN! XDDDD AND THEN HIM GOING OFF ABOUT ANGELS AND DEMONS AND SUCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POLICEMAN. SUBTLE CASTIEL. AND THEN HE LOOKS AT DEAN WITH THE "SAINT PETE'S" LIKE HE'S ALL "I TOLD YOU SO" FACE AND IT'S JUST TOO HILARIOUS! OMG CASTIEL, NEVER CHANGE BB. NEVER CHANGE FROM THIS SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS WITH HUMANS AND THE WAY WE ARE. NEVER EVER EVER.

THAT SPOILER CLIP SCENE. IT ACTUALLY WORKS BETTER AFTER SEEING WHAT COMES BEFORE IT - AND THEN WE COME TO -

THE WHOREHOUSE JOINT!!!! LOLING FOREVER!!!

NOT AS HORRIBLE AS SOME THOUGHT IT WOULD'VE BEEN. I TOTALLY GUESSED RIGHT ABOUT HOW THIS WOULD PLAY IT, AKA IT GOING HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG. CASTIEL JUST DOESN'T DO THE BROTHEL SCENE. THAT'S DEAN. I AM STILL KINDA WARY ABOUT DEAN PUSHING HIM TO DO IT, MAINLY BECAUSE CASTIEL IS WEARING ANOTHER MAN'S BODY - HE ISN'T ONE OF HIS DRINKING BUDDIES. HE'S AN ANGEL, AND GOOD FOR HIM FOR MENTIONING THIS TO DEAN THAT HE SHOULDN'T BE THERE. EVEN IF HE DEFIED HEAVEN, HE STILL HAS PRIORITIES AND HIS PURITY, Y'KNOW? BUT OH WELL.

HIS NERVOUSNESS WAS TOO CUTE AND ADORABLE AND JUST, OMGOSH THE WIDE SHIFTY EYES!! TOO CUTE!! MISHA WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE "DEER CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS" LOOK. AND HIM DOWNING THE BEER IN ONE GULP!! *SQUISHES CASTIEL* HE SOOOO DIDN'T WANT TO GO WITH THE WHORE/STRIPPER/BROTHEL CHICK, AND I LOVE HOW UNFAZED HE WAS ABOUT HER SCREAMING AT HIM. LOL.

CASTIEL IS SCARED SHITLESS OF BOOBIES. LOLING FOREVER AT THIS. XDDDD

DEAN PUT HIS ARM AROUND CASTIEL! HE WAS LAUGHING! HEARTILY! AND CASTIEL WAS SMILING! :DDDDD MY SHIP IS SO CANON IT'S JUST OVERFLOWING!! ♥

CASTIEL SPEAKING, WHAT WAS IT, LATIN? AND THEN GOING "I'M HERE RAPHAEL, COME AND GET ME YOU BASTARD" = MY PANTIES WERE ON FIRE RIGHT THEN. *_______*

RAPHAEL IS ONE SCARY SONOFABITCH, BUT ALSO SLIGHTLY SYMPATHETIC? ANGELS HAVE NO FATHER, CANNOT BE SEEN OR HEARD, NO RULES, NO DIRECTION. THEY ARE TIRED, EXHAUSTED. NO ONE IN COMMAND. IT MUST BE HARD FOR THEM. BUT STILL, DEAN MAKES GOOD ARGUMENT.

CASTIEL! DON'T GIVE THAT PUPPY FACE! BELIEVE! BELIEVE IN GOD, DAMMIT! YOU KNOW HE'S OUT THERE! D:

THE JOHN/GOD CONNECTION AGAIN - I LOVE IT. AWWW, DEAN HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH CASTIEL. FANDOM WILL EXPLODE FROM THIS BUT I DON'T CARE, DEAN NEEDED THIS. HE NEEDED TO BE RELEASED FROM THE PRESSURE, FROM THE WEIGHT, FROM ALL THE GUILT AND RESPONSIBILITY DAMMIT. BEING WITH CASTIEL MEANS HAVING SOMEONE TO BE THERE WITH HIM THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO CONSTANTLY WALK ON EGGSHELLS WITH. HE CAN BE HIMSELF AROUND CASTIEL, HE CAN SAY THINGS LIKE HE DID IN THE IMPALA WITH CASTIEL. NO SECRETS. NOT SNEAKING ABOUT. NOTHING LIKE THAT. I LOVED IT.

SEE? THIS EPISODE WAS TOTALLY THE BONDING EPISODE BETWEEN DEAN/CASTIEL. SO MANY ADORABLE SLASHY MOMENTS INCLUDED, BUT STILL. I LOVED IT. SO FUCKING MUCH.

NOW ONTO SAM, BECAUSE I AM NOT FORGETTING SAMMY.

THE OPENING MONTAGE WITH THE BROTHERS DOING THEIR JOBS SEPARATELY WAS AMAZING.

JESSICA! ADRIANNE PALICKI RETURNS! IDC WHAT PEOPLE SAY, I LOVE JESSICA AND I'VE MISSED HER. EVEN THOUGH IT REALLY WASN'T JESSICA. IT WAS LUCIFER IN DISGUISE WHILE HE WAS DREAMING. AND SAM KISSED LUCIFER!! ON PURPOSE KRIPKE? ADDING IN THE SLASH ELEMENTS? OF COURSE.

DAMN THOSE HUNTERS, FORCING THE BLOOD ONTO SAM. IT REALLY DOES SHOW THAT NO MATTER WHERE SAM GOES, HE'LL BE FOLLOWED, OR HUNTED, OR FIGURED OUT. BY EITHER ANGELS OR DEMONS OR OTHER HUNTERS.

SAM IS LUCIFER'S TRUE VESSEL!!!! SERIOUSLY, WHO DIDN'T CALL THIS BEFORE? WHO DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING? I MEAN HONESTLY.

SO...BROTHER VERSUS BROTHER SHOWDOWN? IT IS BIBLICAL, AFTER ALL. BRING IT ON, KRIPKE! \O/

THIS EPISODE IS JUST SO...ALSDJF;LAKSJDL;FJASLDFJAS;LDFJ. YEAH. THAT IS ALL.


JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...THIS IS GOING TO BE THE SPN-VERSION OF HEROES "FIVE YEARS GONE". EVERYTHING IS SO TWISTED AND UPSIDE DOWN, A TOTAL AU FUTURE WHICH BECAUSE DEAN WILL GO INTO THAT FUTURE IN ORDER TO PREVENT IT ALL FROM HAPPENING. HE IS, BY ALL MEANS, JOHN CONNOR.

AND FUTURE!CASTIEL IS THE HIPPIE STONED VERSION OF GAIUS BALTAR WITH HIS HAREM OF FANGIRLS GOING TO HAVE ORGIES. YEAH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

SO YEAH. NEXT EPISODE IS GOING TO BE CRACK, LIKE HIGH ON THE LETHAL DOSES.
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