Renée (rogueslayer452) wrote,
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MISHAPOCALYPSE!

STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE POST!

"In “Stonehenge Apocalypse,” the ancient mysteries of Stonehenge are suddenly unlocked, causing the stones to shift along the earth’s power grid and creating devastating natural disasters around the world. Is Stonehenge really an alien machine originally meant to create a fertile, life-sustaining planet – which it’s now about to destroy? It is up to brilliant and eccentric radio show host Misha Collins (“Supernatural”) to prevent this by stopping a crazed cult leader (Hill Harper, “CSI NY”), eager for Armeggedon"


OPENING WITH THE SOUND OF MISHA'S VOICE SHOULD BE MANDATORY TO EVERYTHING IN LIFE. TRUFAX.

THE FACT THAT IT'S CASTIEL!VOICE WITH MISHA'S PERSONALITY MAKES THIS EVEN MORE AWESOME TO WATCH, NGL. PLUS HAVING HIS MOUTH!PORN IN JUST THAT OPENING SCENE? NNNNNGGGGHHH. I WANT THAT ALL THE TIME, OKAY PEOPLE? MISHA'S MOUTH IS LIKE AN OBSESSION OF MINE. AND HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT HIS NAME IS JACOB? LOL LOST/MARKSHA PARALLELS FTW. AND THAT HE'S A SCIENTIST PRODIGY TURNED RADIO TALK SHOW HOST AND ISN'T FAZED BY PEOPLE CALLING HIM CRAZY? AND HE GOES ON EPIC ADVENTURES LIKE THIS? IT'S ALL MISHA COLLINS PEOPLE. THIS IS HIS LIFE. I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL MISHA'S DONE IRL, THIS IS JUST LIKE TELLING PRECISELY JUST ANOTHER ONE OF HIS ADVENTURES. THIS IS JUST FACT, PPL. *NODS*

THIS MOVIE IS SO LULZY BAD, LIKE REALLY. BUT MISHA IS THE REDEEMING QUALITY OF IT AND BRINGS THE SRS BSNS OF HIS PERFORMANCE AND HIS PRETTY PRETTY FACE.

LIKE, REALLY. I WAS ALL SWOONING OVER HIS GORGEOUS FACE THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE MOVIE. NO MATTER HOW BAD IT WAS.

BUT THE ENDING WAS LIKE, WHUT? WHUT HAPPENED? SEE, WE THEORIZED THAT JACOB HAD "DIED" BUT WE DIDN'T SEE HIS BODY OR ANYTHING. I HAVE THEORIES THAT HE WAS TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER PLANE.

OR, YOU KNOW, HE WAS RETURNED TO DEAN BECAUSE HE SAVED THE WORLD. AND DEAN'S ALL "CAS? WHERE'D YOU GO?" AND CASTIEL IS ALL "JUST SAVING THE WORLD FROM STONEHENGE" AND DEAN'S ALL "....RIGHT, NO MORE ALCOHOL FOR YOU" AND HIS ANGEL GIVES HIM THAT HEAD TILT AND TRIES TO CONVINCE DEAN THAT IT'S TRUE, BUT DEAN DOESN'T BELIEVE IT. BUT WHATEVER. CASTIEL KNOWS WHAT HE DID. POSING AS A HUMAN NAMED JACOB TRYING TO CONVINCE OTHER OBLIVIOUS HUMANS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF STONEHENGE.

...YES. I REALIZE THIS IS PURE CRACK. I DON'T CARE. IT'S STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE, IT IS NECESSARY.

THOUGH, MAJOR LOL @ THAT PICTURE OF HIM AT THE END. WTF WAS THAT? XD XD XD

SO, THERE SHOULD BE A DRINKING GAME WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS "STONEHENGE" IN THIS MOVIE.

AND WAS I THE ONLY ONE YELLING AT THE SCREEN, "DON'T ANGER THE STONEHENGE! YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT WHEN STONEHENGE IS ANGRY!" BECAUSE WHEN THEY WERE ALL WANTING TO S'PLODE AND NUKE THE ROCKS I'M LIKE, OH HELL NO, STONEHENGE WON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL. YOU BITCHES ARE GONNA GO DOWN. AND THEY DID, WHOOPS.

OH, AND MISHA TOOK OFF HIS BELT? I KNOW, IT WAS A DRAMATIC SCENE AND ALL WITH THE SHOOTING AND WOUNDS AND GAH. BUT. GODDAMMIT. HIM TAKING OFF HIS BELT = HAWTNESS OVERLOAD RIGHT THERE. *____*

FAVORITE LINE OF THE ENTIRE THING THOUGH?

"IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD!!!!"

BASICALLY THE STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE EQUIVALENT TO: "THE VOICE SAYS I'M ALMOST OUT OF MINUTES!" XD XD XD XD OH MISHA, YOU DELIVER THESE "SUPAH SRS BSNS" LINES WITH SUCH LULZY RESULTS, AND ILU FOR IT. NEVER STOP BB, NEVER EVER STOP. <3333

OVERALL. THIS MOVIE? TWO HOURS LONG, BAD DIALOGUE, HORRIBLE CGI EFFECTS, BUT AMAZING LULZ AND OF COURSE THE FANTABULOUS AND GLORIOUS MISHA MOTHERFUCKING COLLINS BEING THE SMART BAMF THAT HE IS. THEREFORE, MY NIGHT HAS BEEN MADE.


THOUGHTS? OPINIONS? CAPSLOCK AWAY WITH YOUR COMMENTS MY BBS! ALSO? BRING ME THE GIFS! I AM GOING TO BED AND I WANT TO BE BOMBARDED WITH STONEHENGE GIFS AND OTHER CRACKALICIOUS THINGS FROM THIS MOVIE. PREFERABLY ALL MISHA (LIKE DUH). ;)
Tags: capslock post, misha collins, stonehenge apocalypse
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