DID I SEE WHAT I THINK I JUST SAW? DID HANNA REALLY SLAP THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF JENNA?
YES, YES SHE DID! BOO-YAH! IN YOUR FACE JENNA, YOU SUPER STUPID MEGA BITCH. THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH HANNA MARIN. I STILL THINK THAT JENNA ISN'T REALLY BLIND AS WE'RE MADE TO BELIEVE, BUT SEEING HER FINALLY GET HERSELF BITCHSLAPPED WAS SUCH A SATISFACTORY WIN, AMIRITE? WHO THE FUCK CARES IF SHE IS SUPPOSEDLY BLIND. SHE HAD IT COMING A MILE AWAY.
EMILY AND ARIA'S EXPRESSIONS WERE BRILL, BTW.
Although I am super heartbroken after what happened with Hanna and Caleb. I knew something was gonna happen, even though I was begging and praying that it wouldn't be true. Unfortunately it happened, and now I'm worried that Caleb is going to disappear like the majority of other characters that have come and went on this show (to which, I have to say I was surprised about Shawn being in this episode, thought they drop-kicked him after he broke up with Hanna at the dance episodes ago, oh well) Although I feel horrible for Caleb because obviously he, too, was setup by Jenna. He was the new boy, didn't care about other people and just wanted the money, but he started growing feelings for Hanna and then called whatever deal he made with Jenna off. I feel like he still genuinely cares for Hanna and he realizes this was a huge mistake, so I hope things can work out between them soon, yes? *crosses fingers*
No, I still don't like Emily and Paige together. Mainly just Paige. I don't know what it is, but her whole story seems incredibly blah to me. I don't know if that makes me horrible because "afraid of coming out" stories are never glamorous, but idk. Paige seems fake to me (and not like that as in what happened in the episode, but the actress.....) Ugh. :/ I think my main issue is that they keep introducing these new characters and forcing some kind of connection when there's such a lack of development. Had Paige been introduced sometime in the beginning of the show I wouldn't have such a huge deal with this. But yeah, that's just me though, idk about anyone else but Paige annoys me greatly because she's that huge competitive bully that suddenly turned nice and it's like, really? Not buying that shit.
Get her out of my show she bugs major, kthx. :/
Aria is being reckless about her relationship with Ezra again. Not surprising. And her brother is acting like a whiny bitch. Also not surprising. *rolls eyes*
Guys, I am legitimately scared for Spencer. Like, seriously now. The police raiding her house, her room, taking things, stalking around her house and making her absolutely terrified, not to mention that they actually found something that connects her to Alison's murder? D: D: D: D: D: D: Ian is behind all of this, that creepy smug bastard, I think it's safe to say that he has everyone fooled except for Spencer and the rest of the girls. Like, how can you not suspect him and be confident that he's behind planting all this evidence onto Spencer and framing her? I think that Ian and Jenna might be working together, without a doubt.
But Spencer and Toby are still adorable. ♥ I love how he's supportive of Spencer, giving her advice and making sure she doesn't freak out or do anything she'd regret. Awwwwwwww. OTP of the show, for real.
Random non-spoilery things:
++ When are we gonna see Lucas again? I want to know his thoughts on the entire Caleb thing, and why he hasn't been there the entire time going "why are you rebounding with The Breakfast Club regret?" or something to that effect. I mean, they aren't done with him completely right? You would think Hanna would have mentioned him or them crossing paths in the hallway or something.
++ I still am jealous that not only are the clothes these girls wear absolutely fabulous, but their rooms are amazing too. And a lot bigger than mine, but then again most television show bedrooms are. FML.
++ I want more Alison flashbacks.
++ When people are going IF JENNA IS TRULY BLIND WHY IS SHE USING A LAPTOP?!, it makes me wonder if they've heard about computers and laptops specially made for the blind and disabled. Just saying.
++ WHO THE FUCK IS A???!?!! /forever gonna be obsessing over this