OMG THOSE CLOWNS ARE FREAKY, HEART RATE GOING UP NOW! D: D: D:
THIS IS PERHAPS MY FAVORITE SHOT WITH THEM OPENING THE STORAGE AT THE END OF THE EPISODE TO FIND WHAT ALISON HID AWAY (HALF EXPECTED TO SEE SOMETHING MORE GRUESOME, LIKE A DEAD BODY OR SOMETHING....IDK, I WATCH TOO MANY CRIME THINGS....):
OKAY SO. SECRET KEY LEADING TO A HARD DRIVE TO WHOEVER HAS BEEN SPYING ON THE GIRLS FOR YEARS. THIS IS SERIOUSLY GETTING CREEPIER AND CREEPIER. :O AND ALL CENTERING AROUND ALISON, AND NOW THE GIRLS ARE PAYING THE PRICE FOR HER SINS. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Like okay, I'm completely into figuring out who has been sending them messages and who is Alison's real killer, and it's definitely a tag team of two individuals, either both working separately or together (or two working together while a third party is involved.) Though I have my theories, however one is kind of shifting a bit....
While I still think Jenna is a mega bitch and is definitely up to no good, perhaps she thought about getting that key from the girls, and setting up Caleb to do so, was so that she could prove that Toby was innocent at the night the stink bomb exploded leading to her blindness. Or perhaps that it could also prove that it was Alison that caused it, and the girls by association. Obviously that lunchbox held all footage of whoever recorded them over the years, and we don't know if there was any footage of them committing certain crimes. If so, could whoever did this also be A? Or be her killer stalking them now? Because we do know that someone is also recording the girls during this entire thing......
I'm getting chills right now, omg.
OMG HANNA. ;_____; I understand her right to be upset, because that is seriously a violation of her privacy, though I think she should cut Caleb some slack. They're not all innocent when having to do something that they were setup by someone else for cash, she would know, after what A had her doing and all. I feel like she feels used, and she was, but I also feel like she doesn't truly blame Caleb and is just using him as an emotional punching bag.
I wonder if he'll be coming back, or if they are officially done. I don't want them to be done, he obviously cares for her, and she does for him. She's just hurt but, I would hate to think that they're over all because of stupid Jenna. :( :( :(
Oh, and NOW Hanna's mother is all like "well I was wrong about him" Great. Thanks. You've been a big help in that department.
Still don't like Paige. She's such a dead weight with her dramarama, like I understand the resistance but srsly, grow some fucking balls or don't be there at all. She needs to go away forever and let Emily hookup with that blonde chick, because they had more chemistry than Emily and Paige ever will. Just saying. *kanyeshrug*
LEGITIMATELY SO FUCKING SCARED FOR SPENCER. I mean, not that I haven't been for the last several episodes now but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HER CONFRONTATION WITH IAN AND THEN GETTING TRAPPED IN THE FUN HOUSE WITH ALL THOSE MESSAGES FROM A AND THEN LOCKED INSIDE. AND THEN IAN POSSIBLY LOOKING AT HER PHONE AND MAYBE USING IT AGAINST HER IDK. I AM JUST SO FUCKING SCARED FOR HER AND WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IN THE FINALE. PEOPLE ARE SUGGESTING THAT SPENCER GETS SERIOUSLY HURT AND I'M LIKE NOOOOO! NOT MY BB SPENCE! D: D: D: D: D: Someone seriously has it out for her, and it's definitely Ian because who else would it be? He's such a crazy and scary motherfucker, the way he's always creeping around and making sure that Spencer shuts her mouth. I mean seriously, why doesn't Spencer wear like a recording device on her while they're talking alone? Catch something on audio with him threatening her or whatever? I mean seriously, best case scenario would be that they drop the "person of interest" charges against her.
Also about Melissa....I saw someone theorize that Ian abused Melissa and Melissa is actually scared for her life, and therefore must lie in order to remain alive (and now that she's pregnant, for her sake and for her future child.) I don't know how that works with everything, but it's plausible. Especially since Spencer caught Melissa telling a false tale about Hilton Head.
BUT ANYWAY, AREN'T SPENCER AND TOBY TOO ADORABLE FOR WORDS?? I MEAN, I LOVE THAT SPENCER DECIDED TO GO WITH THE "FUCK THIS SHIT" RESPONSE TO ALL THE WHISPERING AND SUPPOSED RUMORS AND JUST RAN UP TO TOBY, HUGGED AND KISSED HIM. SPENCER CHOSE TOBY OVER HER FAMILY, Y'ALL. IT'S NOT AS SKETCHY AS IT SOUNDS, BECAUSE HER FAMILY (EXCEPT HER MOTHER) SEEMS TO BE ALL AGAINST HER AND SHE FEELS TOTALLY UNSAFE AT HER OWN HOME. SHE NEEDS SOMEONE LIKE TOBY IN HER LIFE, ASIDE FROM THE GIRLS WHO ARE SHARING EACH OTHER'S SECRETS, TOBY UNDERSTANDS HER SITUATION BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE AND I HOPE THEY REMAIN TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME. ♥ ♥ ♥
TOBY/SPENCER = OTP
EZRA AND ARIA ARE (SUPPOSEDLY) GOING TO GET CAUGHT, AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS: IT TOOK Y'ALL THIS LONG??!! I MEAN IF A ROOKIE COP CAN PLACE THE PIECES TOGETHER WHILE AN ENTIRE TOWN/SCHOOL FULL OF WATCHFUL KIDS AND AUTHORITIES, THEN THAT'S REALLY LOLARIOUS TO ME.
Not sure if they'll be found out or if it might look like Ezra is taking sexual advantage of Aria (as the detective was looking around, one would suggest pedophilia suggestions everywhere.....) So idk how it'll all go down.
BEST LINE OUT OF THE ENTIRE EPISODE:
SPENCER: He stuck his hands in her panty drawer!
This is tied with Hanna's "Fool me once, shame on you, fool my best friend, you're dead freaking meat!", which comes close to Emily bitching out at Paige.
PLOT THICKENS. SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. CAPSLOCK REQUIRED.
SOMEONE WHO WATCHES THIS SHOW, COME TALK WITH MEEEEEE! D: D: D: