When you see this on your flist, quote Firefly.
Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Bible.
Book: I, uh....what?
River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics -- doesn't make sense.
Book: [mortified] No-no, you don't --
River: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. 11 inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of 11 11 times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem.
Book: [skeptically] Really?
River: [amused] We'll have to call it "early quantum state phenomenon." Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.
River: [mumbling to herself] They say the snow on the roof was too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger.
Book: River? Why don't you come out?
River: No! Can't. Too much hair.
Book: Is -- is that it?
Zoe: Hell yes, Preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done, I'd be in there with her.